girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

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if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

(Source: sometimelow, via haturade)

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maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier

(Source: andrewbreitel, via nakedly)

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